Hair

Last week I taped a segment of one of the network morning shows. I won't say which one just yet. till it airs, for fear of jinxing things.

I purposely went and got my hair cut a few days before, just for the show.

When you go on TV, they send you into a room with the touch-up ladies, and they always put a ton of makeup on, which always makes me feel like a ghoul, but OK. And they always have someone redo your hair too.

So the hair lady first tries to straighten my hair, which has never been done yet. Finally she gave up, but not after saying, "Been awhile since you cut your hair, huh?"

Um, actually I cut it three days ago but thanks for the insult!